The 4400: Audrey Parker’s Come and Gone

I learned a lot about Billy Campbell, the actor playing Jordan Collier, today. I just figured out that he’s the hottie who played the Rocketeer in 1991 and played a Star Trek: TNG character I crushed on in 1988. Surprisingly, when he’s not made up to look like a homeless guy, he’s still pretty hot. The beard has got to go, though.

But, that doesn’t have anything to do with this episode. Especially since Jordan Collier wasn’t even in it.

I had some problems with this episode, mostly with Diana Skouris and her family. She has no chemistry with her stolen boyfriend and, unfortunately, her kid is still around. I was really hoping that Maia was gone. At least she was limited to a sleeping lump in her five seconds on screen.

It was obvious that the nurse’s bratty son was the killer. Mostly because his ten second appearance had no other dramatic purpose, but also because he was just a self-entitled punk who didn’t want to get a job. And then he expected to get off after murdering an old lady for her jewelry! This is what happens when people have too much self-esteem.

The bit about Isabelle’s permanent allergy to Promicin has to be a lie, otherwise there is no reason for Kyle’s umpa-lumpa to consider her escape a momentous event. The directions last season were very clear: KILL ISABELLE. Tom didn’t do that and now she’s loose.

I’m still liking The 4400, but not as much as last season. It just doesn’t seem to have it’s legs back yet. Hopefully, with Isabelle back in the game and Kyle being Collier’s shaman, things will get more interesting again.

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