It’s Hard Out There for a Dad

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Article by Alpha-Girl

Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram.

2 Comments

  1. Matt Bias says:

    Just hilarious, this should definitely be made into a regular feature. What about Hermes from Futurama or Dr. Quest? As a side note… I wonder what sort of contraceptives they have aboard the Enterprise.

  2. Alpha-Girl says:

    Knowing the Trekverse, it’s probably something non-intrusive, like one of Dr. Crusher’s needle-less syringe thingies. Whatever it is, it’s got to be pretty effective because I can’t think of anyone who “accidentally” got knocked up, other than that one guy on Enterprise.

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