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Lisa Fary's earliest influences are Princess Leia, Rainbow Bright, Astronaut Barbie, and her 6th grade teacher, Ms. Palmer. She's angry that it's 2011 and she still doesn't have a hovercraft, but will accept a jetpack as consolation. That jetpack had better be pink with a rhinestone monogram. One Comments
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I’ve missed some vital scraps by the the look of things. To be honest i have been spending far too much time making toasted sandwiches. Mostly cheese and sweetcorn but I did whap an egg in one, with cheese and few tomatos and almost died with rapture. Oh yes. I nearly had a 2nd coming there and then I tell thee.
Anyway I digress. These here flicks. Now I’ve not seen Nemesis but intend to stand up for the little guy. Hmmmmm tricky… by looking carefully at the poster I have discerned the one thing it has to its advantage… A superior ‘Slap-Head Ratio’ to the tune of 2:1.
Check it out! Nemesis has Professor X and… um… that other fella with the flaming dildo. 2 slaps!!! Look out Superman you have only scored one with that bit part actor from Enemy of the State (totally upstaged by Jazzy Jeff). AND he always keeps a wig on his gleaming plate where as X and Dildo Boy are proud to have there polished eggs on show to infinity and beyond.
And whats this… more news coming in… it appears that Popeye Doyle isn’t in fact bald at all!! It was a FAKE slap!! FAKE I SAY!! He had a fake slap AND then still stuck a syrup on top. INSTANT disqualification for Superman!!
All hail Nemesis!!!