Like there’s even a question on Superman vs. Star Trek: Nemesis. Star Trek: Nemesis is like a sick guy in the hospital who made a wish for a visit from Superman, without realizing that the Make a Wish Foundation is for kids. But, Supes shows up anyway, with Jimmy Olsen in tow, because that’s just the kind of guy he is. It would go something like this. . .
Superman and Jimmy Olson walk into Nemesis’ hospital room, and are surprised by the patient: a hairy, slobbery guy with aviator glasses and an odd smell. “Are you kidding me, Jimmy?” Supes asks. “This guy has to be 45 years old!”
Supes flashes his gleemiest smile and approaches Nemesis. “How you doing there, buddy?” he asks Nemesis as he pats a gentle hand of steel on a bony shoulder.
“I suck,” Nemesis replies. “I have a weak premise and actors who are just on auto-paycheck pick up. How would you be if you were like that? Huh?”
“At least you have a Royal Shakespearean actor in your cast,” Supes says reassuringly. “The best I’ve got is Lois Lane’s dopey inner monologue, which I could totally hear. ‘Can you read my mind?’ What a dope!”
“Jimmy, take care of this, will you?” Supes says with a sigh. “I can’t hit a guy with glasses.”
“You bet, Superman!” Jimmy salutes Supes, then pulls the drool stained pillow from under Nemesis’ bloated head and smothers Nemesis with glee.
Superman wins! Woohoo!
Previously in the PRGAAMWA Tournament. . .
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I’ve missed some vital scraps by the the look of things. To be honest i have been spending far too much time making toasted sandwiches. Mostly cheese and sweetcorn but I did whap an egg in one, with cheese and few tomatos and almost died with rapture. Oh yes. I nearly had a 2nd coming there and then I tell thee.
Anyway I digress. These here flicks. Now I’ve not seen Nemesis but intend to stand up for the little guy. Hmmmmm tricky… by looking carefully at the poster I have discerned the one thing it has to its advantage… A superior ‘Slap-Head Ratio’ to the tune of 2:1.
Check it out! Nemesis has Professor X and… um… that other fella with the flaming dildo. 2 slaps!!! Look out Superman you have only scored one with that bit part actor from Enemy of the State (totally upstaged by Jazzy Jeff). AND he always keeps a wig on his gleaming plate where as X and Dildo Boy are proud to have there polished eggs on show to infinity and beyond.
And whats this… more news coming in… it appears that Popeye Doyle isn’t in fact bald at all!! It was a FAKE slap!! FAKE I SAY!! He had a fake slap AND then still stuck a syrup on top. INSTANT disqualification for Superman!!
All hail Nemesis!!!